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Recent Game Reviews
Pandemic
Rated 5 / 5 stars January 25, 2007
Beautiful, just beautiful.
Oh god, oh... oh.. oh god..AaaaAAAAHHHHH! <scrammbled sounds of someone vomiting> Oh dear lord! <more vomiting> Is- is that- oh god it is- MY STOMACH! OH GOD! *Hack*-*Hack* Oh why won't it stop, please god make it stop! oh it feals like my assholes gonna..............<static continues, no further vocal records remain>
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 23, 2009
Great idea!
No, wait. It's INSANE! It would be great if the premise of the zone was that Tails is constipated, and Sonic willingly enters his anus. If you have ever played the Ren & Stimpy game "Veediots!" for the SNES, it sounds sort of like the second half of the first level, where Ren is running around in Stimpy's mouth and has to fight a toothbeaver riding Stimpy's tongue. Otherwise, it's a wonderful short!
Rated 4 / 5 stars August 18, 2008
Interesting
When I saw the title "Gummi-bear Graveyard," I thought it ment a graveyard for all the gummi bears that have their heads bitten off. And to repeat the same question everyone is asking, what brand of gummi-bears are you getting with mint gummi-bears, espeacially if their nasty, so i can avoid them.
Rated 5 / 5 stars May 20, 2008
Hell yes!
i don't think there where enough "Young Frankenstein" referances, but thats just me.